Wine is Better than Religion

Top Ten Reasons Why Wine Is Better Than Religion*

10. No one will kill you for not drinking wine.

9. Wine doesn't tell you how to have sex.

8. Wine has never caused a major war.

7. They don't force wine on minors who can't think for themselves.

6. When you have wine, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.

5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over their type of wine.

4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second glass of wine.

3. There are laws saying wine labels can't lie to you.

2. You can prove you have a glass of wine.

1. If you've devoted your life to wine, there are groups to help you stop.


*This is an OLD joke I tweaked to suit me.